Video games

If my life were a video game, not only would that be AMAZING, but that means I could choose my foe that I must conquer. I can think of no one better than Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Her nasal voice makes me want to gnaw my fingers off, disembowel myself with those detached fingers, and then hang myself with my intestines. Lovely right? The game would be all about destroying all of her music and in the final scene you have to kill her using her CDs as shurikens and missle weapons. Pretty beastly. Game Over.